If you put potatoes in the microwave for 20 minutes, this is what you end up with....
And a broken microwave...but he is working on that.
I'll let you know if he redeems himself.
Update 9:01 pm: He may not know how to cook potatoes in the microwave, but he does know how to bypass the thermostat fuse and now the microwave works!
Isn't he brilliant!