Sunday, August 10, 2008

The Little Red Boat that Could

"Hey baby, you want me to open her up?" he says, his eyes all glazed over with pride.

"I guess but do you think she can take it?"

"What do you mean? She's purring like a kitten."

I think I hurt his feelings. For finally, after many disappointments, his little red boat is in the water and RUNNING ( it has been in the water several times...the running part has been a problem). So he opens her up and man do we fly.

"Honey...why is the front end up so high?"

"It's cause we're going so will level out."

"Honey..why is the engine almost under the water?"

"Holy shit! Where is all that water coming from?"

"Honey...where are the life jackets?"

You know...if the plug falls out of the boat, the back end fills up with water quick!

1 comment:

Epijunky said...

I think I've been on the "Little Red Boat"...

A few times, in fact.

"Hey, honey... why don't you put a life jacket on?"

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