So...we are at the lake this weekend and my favorite neighbor tells us this story...warning, warning, if you have delicate sensibilities you might want to stop reading now.
In a nut shell (no pun intended), Mr. W. is at a bar trying to pick up the bartender. After watching several other guys strike out, he decides he needs to come up with a pick-up line that is completely original and totally failproof.
So...he looks deeply into her eyes with his beautiful baby blues and says, "Will you give me permission to fantasize about you while I masturbate tonight?" She says, "I have never been asked that question." To which he responds, "What if I say please?"
Well according to Mr. W. it worked. The two have been creating their own reality ever since (I don't think his wife is too thrilled about it, but what happens at the lake, stays at the lake!)
This story is a segue way to this link: Top Ten Rap Song Pick-Up Lines That Would Never Work But who knows...I never would have believed Mr. W's would have worked either!
Check it out...guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.